i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
