but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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