We're like a lot better than the average bears
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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