What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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