i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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