if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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