That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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