Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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