my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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