I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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