Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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