I'm eating all of the evidence.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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