Sry I called you an 8
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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