i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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