belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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