ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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