i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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