Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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