Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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