i just wanna soil my oats bro
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
