I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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