when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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