I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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