He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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