I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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