Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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