Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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