just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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