i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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