I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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