I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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