I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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