i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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