The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
His nipple licking is glorious
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