Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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