i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I cockslap morals
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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