Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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