I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
