i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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