just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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