so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize