where am i from again
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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