she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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