i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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