i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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