I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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