Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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