I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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