Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she peed on how many people?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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