you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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