they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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