talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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