That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
