How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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