if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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