Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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